Monday, July 23, 2007

The hits just keep on coming

Life hit a new low this weekend.

First that Harry Potter thing. Another skin-crawling spectacle of hype and hysteria. The ‘universally ecstatic’ reviews. Kids and grown-up idiots scrambling towards bookstores. People who don’t even read a newspaper, devouring the 759 pages in one day. And claiming to be terrified, devastated and overjoyed after finishing the book. It's as if everyone is in the throes of a collective orgasm.

It riles me, because I tried to read those tomes and found that they strained my patience and common sense. How can anyone find the energy to read this babel of spells and witchcraft? Why not profitably employ that stamina to read 'War and Peace', 'Ulysses', 'Finnegan's Wake' or some equally mind-numbing classic?

Second, to add insult to injury, some goddamn Brit university conferred an honorary doctorate on Shilpa Shetty. For her glorious contribution towards promoting cultural diversity.

Somebody give me a long, thick rope.

4 comments:

bee_eye said...

thumps up! lets dedicate this peice to all the porters of that holy! shit.....

Anonymous said...

Calm Down! I think you are simply Jealous of JK.Rowling!

Today her name is on every lips, and guess what? The queen of England is threatened, bcoz she is now richer than the queen!

Meenakshi said...
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Meenakshi said...

Yawn!!!....someone's just turning green with envy... and when it is the case of writers like u,it just adds to the achievement of J.K.Rowling...

Anyways hope in the next 4-5 years,I'll be writing blogs like this with concealed envy for you...in fact,I'll pray I do...

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