Quaffed some whisky yesterday. The label said 8 PM but my gut told me it was adulterated.
When I get up in the morning the sour smell of the whisky is still on me.
My breath reeks of whisky.
I am belching whisky fumes.
Even my piss stinks of bad whisky.
I must stick to my preferred poison. My neat, fragrance-free, tipple of choice: Vodka.
Friday, September 07, 2007
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